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Jason Grace in House of Hades

  • Jason: ugh we're still in fucking Italy
  • Jason: I hate meetings
  • Jason: HOLY FUCK MIDGET MONKEYS ARE HUMPING MY GIRLFRIEND
  • Jason: Leo...your waist is so...warm...
  • Jason: but no homo though
  • Jason: THESE FRICKGN MONKEYS JUST CAPTURED ME
  • Jason: *swoops in this bitch like Peter Pan*
  • Jason: lol wat did I miss
  • Jason: OMG ME AND REYNA WANTED TO GO TO THIS TEMPLE TO HAVE THE SEX no homo piper bby
  • Nico: We need to find the scepter
  • Jason: *wraps arms around Nico's supple waist* leggo then
  • Nico: dude don't touch my supple waist that's so fucking homo
  • Jason: can't stop won't stop
  • Jason: CUPID CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
  • Jason: LOL I knew you were homo as fuck Nico
  • Jason: lol a turtle
  • Jason: COACH HEDGE YOU DUMB FUCK YOU DROPPED MY FUCKING SWORD
  • Jason: lol Hazel bby wat are we doing
  • Jason: HOLY SHIT THIS CRUSTY TOED BITCH ALMOST POPPED A CAP IN MY ASS
  • Jason: lol but I have a real alternative haircut now Piper will be pleased
  • Jason: HAZEL WTF IS THIS HARRY POTTER BULLSHIT
  • Jason: *unconscious*
  • Jason: PIPER WTF WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
  • Jason: Lol fuck the Romans #GREEKSQUAD
  • Jason: I FUCKING HATE HORSES
  • Jason: Nico stop stalking me I know everybody wants a piece of my d but that doesn't mean you can have it
  • Jason: oh there you are Leo
  • Jason: FRANK TAKE THIS PRAETORSHIP IM FINE AS FUCK
  • Jason: Lol it's my bae- oh um I mean bro Percy
  • Jason: *sexual tension ensues with Percy*
  • Jason: Oh there you are Reyna
  • Jason: lol lets have a picnic